Office Automaton Pillows

Robot officer at work

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Copycats

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Storm in the out tray

Can do...No can do

Claus 2.0

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Here and There Trays

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

Overworked in the office

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Working hours.

"Morning, all!"

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."