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Bank Checking and Savings. With direct deposit of your paycheck and auto payment of your bills, we completely do away with the illusion that you actually ever see any of your money.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Claus 2.0

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

Robots In The Boardroom

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Employee of the Month

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

Congratulations Strike Over!

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"The robots are coming for our leisure."

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

"Robots can't take away your job, Khanna. No one knows what you do."

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Mad cleaning robot.

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Robot Waiter