Octopus Observer Gifts

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Angler dreams of the fish he thinks he's caught, unaware of his actual catch...an octopus.

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Octopus on Keys.

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Fish tank filled with sardines.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Hierarchy with 'Me' at the top.