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'Butterworth was encountering a slight problem with the latest addition to his aquarium'

Cimafunk

Evolution.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

He looks so natural lying there...

Ice skater

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Giant Monster in Bath

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

Tom Hanks

Tim Burton

"And this is where we all gave up."

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

The USA...

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Pokemon Get Lost

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"Just browsing."

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

Grim's Fairytales

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"Very angry birds"

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"Turn down the bass."

Medieval King

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

Sporting maladies.

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

"Madame, you're the most beautiful lady in the whole country and as sweet as apple pie!"

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'