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"This I like."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Where Indian ink came from.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Use your imagination.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

The Origami Society...

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Framed Lady