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'We did the whole room over in fractals.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

The Fourth Little Pig

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Warrior Woman

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Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Useless information"

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Catasaurus

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'