Octo-fanatic Gifts

'Butterworth was encountering a slight problem with the latest addition to his aquarium'

Evolution.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

He looks so natural lying there...

Ice skater

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Giant Monster in Bath

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

Tom Hanks

"And this is where we all gave up."

Tim Burton

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

The USA...

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

"Just browsing."

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

Grim's Fairytales

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"Turn down the bass."

"Very angry birds"

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

Sporting maladies.

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

Medieval King

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

"Madame, you're the most beautiful lady in the whole country and as sweet as apple pie!"

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'