Ocean View Diner Gifts

S. S. All You Can Eat

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Holiday time.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants

'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

Rabbits picknick

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

"Got anything not so close to the kitchen?"

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

'I tried the new restaurant today: they have a three course menu...'

'Enjoy your meal, sir, but remember -- no kinky stuff!'

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

"A fly in your soup Sir? Don't worry, it won't live long in that stuff..."

"At least my putting has improved."

'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'

'Like I said - this property is only a stone's throw from the ocean!'

Aaah! Smell that lovely fresh sea air!

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

'I'm sorry, but the free range chicken escaped.'

"Nothing like fresh maple syrup."

'Please remember, it's the ambience you're paying for here.'