Ocean-loving Nerds Gifts

Geek Beach

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Privates Beach"

Try me/try me/try me...

Turtle Hat

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

Segregated Beach

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Pirate

How Swordfish Are Born

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Battery Lighthouse

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"