Ocean-loving Nerds Pillows

Geek Beach

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

When laundry ruled the waves.

The Dubloon Stops Here

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Privates Beach"

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Dolphin friendly tuna

Try me/try me/try me...

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Turtle Hat

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Pirate

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

How Swordfish Are Born

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Battery Lighthouse