Ocean Influencer Gifts

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

The Dubloon Stops Here

Lazy Octopus

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'I blame global warming!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

A Preschool of Fish

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Shellfie

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."