Ocean Glam Enthusiast Gifts

Octopus Manicure.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Lazy Octopus

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

The Dubloon Stops Here

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Privates Beach"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Try me/try me/try me...

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

Diamond outfits

'I blame global warming!'

Turtle Hat

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

A Preschool of Fish

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Shellfie

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."