Ocean Influencer Mugs

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The Dubloon Stops Here

Lazy Octopus

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'I blame global warming!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

A Preschool of Fish

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Shellfie

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'