Green Influencer Gifts

"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Nuclear generation of energy.

Global Warming Coming Soon!

'It's going to be a vegan.'

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

Lady imitating fashion

The Mafia Goes Green.

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

"Gracie, people don't understand how hard things used to be. Sure, we can be green and throw out the washing machines...but then we'd have to load up the dirty clothes, drive the car to the river, and wash everything with rocks!"

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

'Everything here is organic, free range, naturally produced, locally sourced, pesticide free, minimally packaged and fairly traded - and yet, ironically, I am a complete bastard.'

Recycling Bin in Operating Theatre

'Just because we're green doesn't mean we're green.'

"Here's your gift. It's made from 100% recycled materials."

"And the meek, aided by social media pester power, shall inherit the world."

Too much packaging

'It's a Dyson wind turbine.'

Deforestation

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

Green Construction, 1/3 less 2 X 4s than our regular construction.