Observatory Visitor Gifts

'There, Farnsworth Still think it was my imagination'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

A spider meal prepping

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

Space junk.

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

Impractical Gardener.

Oculist.

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

First Contact