Observatory Visitor Mugs

'There, Farnsworth Still think it was my imagination'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

A spider meal prepping

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

Impractical Gardener.

Bird Bathrooms

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

Oculist.

Space junk.

God's Fly Swat...

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

First Contact