Obligation Juggler Gifts

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Children's Parties

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Can do...No can do

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

That party went well.

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

Deadline

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

Stop and Birch

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

Jason and the Aga notes,

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

Fries and kids

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

"If we're a team, the manager should take the heat!"

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

Brickie's Mate

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"