Priority Juggler Gifts

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

Can do...No can do

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Deadline

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

Jason and the Aga notes,

Stop and Birch

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

The coffee's not working.

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'What do I do around here? Sir, I really think I deserve some time for research and preparation before answering that.'

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

(an employee is in grasp of a giant octopi.The employee's boss is yelling at him through a bull-horn) 'Mr. Smith! According to H.R., you can no longer be employed here! Alright H.R., you can set Mr. Smith down now!'

'Regarding where you stand for a payrise - you don't.'

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."