Nutrition Myth Buster Gifts

'Oh yeah, really healthy! You do realize that cereal is just another soy based product?'

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

No bottle feeding.

"Well the good news is that everything was supposed to be bad for you is actually good, but the bad news is that everything that you thought was good for you is actually bad."

"Oh yes, I'm still on the juice diet...this one just happens to be fermented."

'I could have had a V-8!'

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

"Management would like you to keep in mind that the latest research indicates that everything on our 'Healthy Menu' is now unhealthy."

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

"I don’t care what you read on social media, I cannot prescribe chocolate mini eggs to help with your weight loss!"

'Another upsetting discovery from the world of nutrition: New studies indicate that the air itself is fattening...'

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

'I'm not really hungry but I keep eating tons of fish because I need the Omega 3 fish oil to help lower my triglycerides.'

'Do you want flies with that?'

Energy Drinks

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

"How's the soya, dear?"

"My doctor said I needed to go on a diet. . . Yes, to a new doctor!"

More GM foods.

"So, what's your nutritional information?"

"Everything is fat-free. So why am I still fat?"

"Stop reading this stupid paper."

'I like the property - but I'm rather worried about the sugar content.'

"Where on earth did you read that alcohol is good for you?"

'These pills are out BEST sellers. I guarantee you'll lose 50 pounds as soon as you pay me.'

'Yes, maybe my high metabolism DOES keep me slim.'