Nutrition Analyzer Gifts

Colin enjoyed a 'light' meal!

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Bad for you but to die for

Before/After

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

Adam and Eve - Food scares

Shrink

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

'Have you been eating right?'

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

Now With Organic Artifical Additives

'Do you want a fright with that?'

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Lack of Nutrition Information

"And a piece of algae for Omega-3."

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

As soon as the diet ends the lost weight returns.

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes."

'You're fat. I'm putting you on a diet.'

Wonder vend - Eat me, devour me, chew me...

Easy to follow diet plan.

'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?'

Food Formerly Sold As Milk/Food Formerly Made with Sugar/Food Formerly Known as Meat/Food Former Fried.

Fat Free/Gluten Free/Flavour Free

"One BHK, two baths, and sixty three plug points."