Nutrition Analyzer Gifts

Colin enjoyed a 'light' meal!

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Bad for you but to die for

Before/After

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

Shrink

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

Now With Organic Artifical Additives

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

'Have you been eating right?'

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

'Do you want a fright with that?'

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

Lack of Nutrition Information

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

"And a piece of algae for Omega-3."

"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes."

As soon as the diet ends the lost weight returns.

'You're fat. I'm putting you on a diet.'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

Wonder vend - Eat me, devour me, chew me...

Easy to follow diet plan.

'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?'

Food Formerly Sold As Milk/Food Formerly Made with Sugar/Food Formerly Known as Meat/Food Former Fried.

"One BHK, two baths, and sixty three plug points."