Nursery Rhyme Nostalgia Gifts

"He's in an H.M.O. Get some of the King's horses and a few of the King's men."

'Visualize yourself not falling off the wall.'

"That's what I mean by going the extra mile."

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'I can't believe the price at the pump.'

"If Mary's Little Lamb can follow her to school...why can't my kid go too?"

Firemen holding an egg carton out for Humpty Dumpty

"Deaf mice have been cured by gene therapy."

'This little piggy went to market...this little piggy stayed home...and this...'

'Sorry, Mr. Dumpty, the treatment isn't available on the NHS.'

'...The big bad wolf went to the next little pig's house, which was made of transparent aluminum fibers magnetically bonded together. And the wolf was like 'W.T.F. is this!?!'.'

'It's a suicide note, apparently he was riddled with cholesterol.'

Egg ghost stories.

'I wonder, whatever happened to all those animals on Old McDonald's farm?'

'Bloody Crackheads!'

Suicide mission: H. Dumpty, spying on the Huns.

Frankenstein egg.

'I'd climb down if I were you -- the King just canceled your insurance.'

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"All the king's horses and all the king's men have voted for scrambled, sah!"

On the Set of the Mulberry Bush

"In local foreclosures news, old Macdonald no longer has a farm."

"I'm just updating my Facebook status to 'about to be huffed and puffed' with a sad face at the end."

"They won't say what they're doing way out here Skipper, but they're adamant they're not refugees!"

"I suggest you get off your tuffet more, and eat less curds and whey, Miss Muffet."

"I'm a dish, not a bowl. This was never going to work."

'I'd climb down if I were you -- the King just canceled your insurance.'

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"You're not really helping you know."

"Ultra-pasteurized."

"Good - the coroner's here."

His video of Jack and Jill is going viral already.

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

Mouse climbing a grandfather clock

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,