"How much wood would you chuck, if given the opportunity, and presupposing you could chuck wood, aspirationally speaking of course."
Nursery Rhyme Nostalgists Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for nursery rhyme nostalgists? Our collection blends playful humor with nostalgic charm, perfect for those who cherish childhood memories. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or art print, these items are designed to evoke warm feelings and delightful nostalgia. Celebrate the timeless tales that shaped childhood with a gift that brings a smile and a wave of fond memories.
Baa Baa Black Market
"Again with the curds and whey. Why don't you try some Cheerios?"
"I meant to do that."
"I was young and there were drugs involved so I'm not sure if I actually jumped over the moon.''
Tough town: NO sitting on wall! 'You'll fry for this, Humpty!'
Old woman and family in graffiti-covered in-line skate: 'This never happened when we lived in a shoe.'
'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'
'And everywhere Mary goes, I'm sure to follow, using GPS and Google Earth.'
Mary had a little spam
"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."
'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'
CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'
Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.
'Are you made of sugar?'
"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."
Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.
Cow jumping over the moonshine.
The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra
"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."
Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks
"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."
'Henrietta is so self-confident.'
"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."
'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'
'I knew things were getting out of hand when I went from snips, to snails, to puppy dogs tails....'
"Well, that one got away."
Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill
"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."
'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'
Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.
Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.
"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."
Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes
'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'
Nursery Rhyme Nostalgists Gifts Collection
Nursery Rhyme Nostalgists Mugs
Explore our collection of nursery rhyme mugs—perfect for bringing a dash of childhood nostalgia to your morning routine.
Nursery Rhyme Nostalgists Pillows
Snuggle up with our nursery rhyme pillows—delightful, nostalgic accents for your living room or bedroom.
Nursery Rhyme Nostalgists Prints
Add a whimsical touch to your decor with nursery rhyme art prints, celebrating childhood memories in vibrant, nostalgic style.
Nursery Rhyme Nostalgists T-Shirts
Discover playful nursery rhyme t-shirts that make charming and nostalgic wearables for all ages.