Nursery Rhyme Nostalgist Gifts

"I'm the podiatrist around here!"

'It's worse than we'd thought I'd like to call in all the kings horses and all the kings men.'

"Eventually, I'd like to see you able to put yourself back together."

His infatuation turned to obsession, he would watch her at work... He would follow her home... Yes, everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.

Humpty Dumpty Earth.

"When 'Hey Diddle Diddle' came along, we jumped at the chance to work together."

"Is your regret that there were three of them or that they were blind?"

'Forty beers please, oh, and if a woman called Beau Peep calls, tell her you never saw us.'

Soldiers look at Humpty Dumpty. One says: 'Yeah it was an OK fall, but I wouldn't really say it was a great fall.'

'You put your right foot in . . . '

Old Mother Hubbard, Went to the Cupboard...'Now what did I come here for?'

'I did think a few more of mine would've moved on by now...'

Pop goes the weasel.

"I'm here to check your carbon footprint."

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

"I seem to recall reading about a similar case, many years ago."

'I bet we could have put you together if we'd gone through all the king's union apprentice programs.'

'...and now over to Humpty Dumpty for breaking news.'

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

"The kids are gone. Time to downsize."

'I've just realised I missed breakfast.'

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

Here lies Hokey-Pokey

'Lil' Bo Peep has really let herself go!'

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

"I'm dreading them closing the schools."

'You'll have to get rid of your pipe and your bowl, but you can keep your fiddlers three.'

'Not only did you kiss the girls, but you made them cry thereby!'

'Keep hiding guys, Bo Peep is still looking for us...' (colour)

South African Nursery Rhymes.

'Hi it's me - I'm on the wall...'

'Yeah, no problem, I'll just say I lost 'em'

'He said it's an 'occupy the wall' movement.'

Fishing for dead fish in polluted river,"One two three four five, once I caught a fish alive."

'Wait, we'll have to try it somewhere else. 'Ledge' doesn't rhyme with 'fall.'' Another childhood reenactment hits a snag.