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"I'm the podiatrist around here!"

'It's worse than we'd thought I'd like to call in all the kings horses and all the kings men.'

His infatuation turned to obsession, he would watch her at work... He would follow her home... Yes, everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.

"Eventually, I'd like to see you able to put yourself back together."

Humpty Dumpty Earth.

"When 'Hey Diddle Diddle' came along, we jumped at the chance to work together."

"Is your regret that there were three of them or that they were blind?"

'Forty beers please, oh, and if a woman called Beau Peep calls, tell her you never saw us.'

"I keep climbing this water spout. The rain washes me out. Then out comes the sun and dries up the rain. So what do I do? I climb right back up again. Talk about a rut."

Pop goes the weasel.

'I did think a few more of mine would've moved on by now...'

Old Mother Hubbard, Went to the Cupboard...'Now what did I come here for?'

'You put your right foot in . . . '

Soldiers look at Humpty Dumpty. One says: 'Yeah it was an OK fall, but I wouldn't really say it was a great fall.'

"I seem to recall reading about a similar case, many years ago."

You naughty kittens, you lost your mittens? Now you shall have a pie.

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

'I bet we could have put you together if we'd gone through all the king's union apprentice programs.'

"You definitely have a case. This says nothing about eggs."

"I'm here to check your carbon footprint."

'...and now over to Humpty Dumpty for breaking news.'

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

"The kids are gone. Time to downsize."

'I've just realised I missed breakfast.'

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

Here lies Hokey-Pokey

'Lil' Bo Peep has really let herself go!'

"I'm dreading them closing the schools."

'You'll have to get rid of your pipe and your bowl, but you can keep your fiddlers three.'

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

'My horses and men didn't know what to do, so I called in Dr. Frankenstein.'

Fishing for dead fish in polluted river,"One two three four five, once I caught a fish alive."

'Wait, we'll have to try it somewhere else. 'Ledge' doesn't rhyme with 'fall.'' Another childhood reenactment hits a snag.

'He said it's an 'occupy the wall' movement.'

'Oh - oh... Here comes his mother'