"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."
Nursery Rhyme Scholar T-Shirts
Wear your love for nursery rhymes with pride—our t-shirts celebrate classic stories with fun, witty designs perfect for scholars of all ages who cherish childhood tales.
"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."
"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."
'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'
CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'
Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.
'Are you made of sugar?'
"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."
Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.
Cow jumping over the moonshine.
The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra
"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."
"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."
'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'
"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."
"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."
"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."
'Henrietta is so self-confident.'
"Well, that one got away."
'I knew things were getting out of hand when I went from snips, to snails, to puppy dogs tails....'
'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'
Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.
"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."
Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.
Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.
Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes
'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'
"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."
"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"
"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"
"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."
"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"
'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'
If you're happy and you know it...
'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'
Nursery Rhyme Scholar T-Shirts Collection
Nursery Rhyme Scholar Mugs
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Nursery Rhyme Scholar Pillows
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Nursery Rhyme Scholar Prints
Explore our collection of nursery rhyme prints—ideal for adorning nurseries or reading nooks with vibrant art inspired by timeless stories.