Nursery Nostalgia Gifts

"As kindergarten taught me, a liberal application of glitter can hide a host of flaws."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

Peter

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Mother Goose's Haiku

"According to this tracking app, he's somewhere between Knick Knack and Paddy Whack."

Frankenstein egg.

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

"Eventually, I'd like to see you able to put yourself back together."

Soldiers look at Humpty Dumpty. One says: 'Yeah it was an OK fall, but I wouldn't really say it was a great fall.'

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

Fashion Nursery School

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

'Right - I'm going to sue the water company!'

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

"This all started when I had a farm, and now I'm C.I.E.I.O."

Businessman Humpty Dumpty has a great fall (from an office builiding)

Mary had a little spam