Nursery Nostalgia Mugs

"As kindergarten taught me, a liberal application of glitter can hide a host of flaws."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

Peter

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Mother Goose's Haiku

Frankenstein egg.

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"According to this tracking app, he's somewhere between Knick Knack and Paddy Whack."

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

"Eventually, I'd like to see you able to put yourself back together."

"I realise that it shows a lack of maturity .. But I like baby talk."

Soldiers look at Humpty Dumpty. One says: 'Yeah it was an OK fall, but I wouldn't really say it was a great fall.'

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

You naughty kittens, you lost your mittens? Now you shall have a pie.

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"This all started when I had a farm, and now I'm C.I.E.I.O."

'Right - I'm going to sue the water company!'

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Businessman Humpty Dumpty has a great fall (from an office builiding)

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

"Trumpty Dumpty wants to build a wall 1300 miles long and 40 feet high. Perfect timing... I was planning on vacationing in Mexico this year!"

Mary had a little spam