Nursery Rhyme Nostalgic Mugs

Man sees door sign at Podiatrist's office: 'This Little Piggy Went to Market'.

'Sorry Jack, but as I said to Jill, it's the two tier system, if you can't afford anything better, it'll have to be just the vinegar and brown paper.'

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

Forgotten by history: the brave pioneers who gave their lives to pave the way for the first moon jump.

'I hate going to grandma's. Her house smells funny.'

Humpty Dumpty Gets in a Taxi.

"In the book Little Bo Peep never used language like that."

Blah-blah black sheep, three old bags full.

"As your men made the ingredients available to me, I created a 'Dumpty Frittata.'"

Jack B...not so Nimble.

Humpty Dumpty on assault course

'Boy I hate children: They sing 'Eeny Meeny Miney Mo' and then catch me by the toe...'

"Mrs Dumpty? We've found your husband, smashed again."

Mother Goose's Haiku

For sole

"We thought we might settle for just one Big Bird."

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"The position doesn't require it but it helps if you're an egghead."

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"I don't want to know anything about it - as long as they stay out of the kitchen!"

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'Are you made of sugar?'

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Well, that one got away."