Nursery Rhyme Nostalgic Pillows

Man sees door sign at Podiatrist's office: 'This Little Piggy Went to Market'.

'Sorry Jack, but as I said to Jill, it's the two tier system, if you can't afford anything better, it'll have to be just the vinegar and brown paper.'

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

Forgotten by history: the brave pioneers who gave their lives to pave the way for the first moon jump.

'I hate going to grandma's. Her house smells funny.'

"In the book Little Bo Peep never used language like that."

"As your men made the ingredients available to me, I created a 'Dumpty Frittata.'"

Jack B...not so Nimble.

Humpty Dumpty on assault course

'Boy I hate children: They sing 'Eeny Meeny Miney Mo' and then catch me by the toe...'

"Mrs Dumpty? We've found your husband, smashed again."

Mother Goose's Haiku

"We thought we might settle for just one Big Bird."

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"The position doesn't require it but it helps if you're an egghead."

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"I don't want to know anything about it - as long as they stay out of the kitchen!"

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'Are you made of sugar?'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill