Nursery Rhyme Aficionados Mugs

Alls I know is that a cow is missin'! We don't care which one of you hamheads went to market or who stayed at home - We just wanna know what you did with the roast beef!

Humpty dumpty and the cow who jumped over the moon

Not much, just chillin' with my Peeps.

"I don't think Bo Peep was too bothered by foot and mouth...."

'All the kings horses and all the king's men? No, I'm calling my cousin Louie, he owns a restaurant!'

'I'd say you have a water-tight case there, boys.'

'Talk about temperamental. All I did was suggest he try vinegar and brown paper.'

'Blackbird helper' meal being picked up by a King in supermarket.

'The king is in the counting house counting up his mutual fund profits.'

"I was almost too chicken to come here."

Once in a blue moon, a cow jumps over the moon. . .

"Oh yes, you can't even recognize the old shoe since the remodel."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"Well, that one got away."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

'I knew things were getting out of hand when I went from snips, to snails, to puppy dogs tails....'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'