Nursery Crimes Analyst Gifts

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Coping with a strong-willed child

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

A Preschool of Fish

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

Children's Nursery

'I need affordable daycare now!'

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

"I don't see how pulling out a piece of fruit from a pie necessarily validates Jack Horner's self-worth."

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

Fashion Nursery School

'Well if you wanted a garden shed made out of wood or brick, then you should have married one of my brothers!'

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

Clown baby.

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

Fox Hunting

Early Learning Centre

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

"Ah ha! Organised criminals..."

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

'All those years of teaching me to walk and talk. . . now all they want is for me to sit down and shut up!'

Cr�che Seige

Rocking Horse Birthday