Nurse's Week Gifts

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

"Frank, is that you?"

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Medical personnel give their hearts

Keyworker

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

'Nurse, I said x-ray, not microwave.'

"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

'Long shift?'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

"Turn your head and cough."

"I don't leave home without it!"

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

Cuba applauds its doctors

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

Pull and all nighter...

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

"Which one goes down his bronchial tract and which one goes up his arse?"

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

It's A Breeze

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'