Nurses Week Gifts

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

'I know it's a bummer. We don't like it any more than you do. Now, back away from the desk.'

"Uh, oh...I was supposed to rub this on your back..."

'Underpaid, overworked, stressed and sick of criticism...still enough of my problems do you still need the toilet?'

Doctor sleeps in a patients bed.

"I don't leave home without it!"

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Infectious Diseases Unit: Catch of the Day

'You're lucky -- all I have is a PRACTICAL nurse.'

Florence Nightingale.

'Long shift?'

'Intensive caring unit'

"I'm not the chemo nurse. I'm the Kemo Sabe nurse."

Bureau of Hospital Nursing - Be Back At IV.

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

Medical personnel give their hearts

Keyworker

"You left your demons here last week."

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

'Nurse, I said x-ray, not microwave.'

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

"Turn your head and cough."

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'