Nuptial Jest Lover Gifts

Vicar tells bride, 'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

'Do you Duane, paternity suit notwithstanding, take Diane...'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

'We were made for each other.'

'I just glanced back at Sodom and Gomorrah for a second...'

Fifty Gallon Head.

"Actually, it's customary to say 'I do' to the groom, rather than text it."

The wedding.

Must you be so judgmental?

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

"OK, but I'll have to run it by my husband."

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

'Surprised she's getting married again. In lieu of wedding gifts, she's asking for donations to help retain a divorce lawyer.'

'Wow. . . my very first husband. . .'

"And do you, Tom, agree that as from today, you are no longer your harshest critic?"

'I do. Just don't let it go to your head.'

Always a pleasure to supply your wedding cakes, Mabel, the usual is it?

'I'm trying to make a point with my husband. The cake is to celebrate the second anniversary of this dress. . .'

''Forsaking all others'? - does that mean I have to turn my webcam off?'

'I'll take that as a 'yes.''

'He does.'

'We are gathered here today to witness this merger...'

Bridesmaid holding up the Bride's dress.

"Thanks but, 'you'll do' isn't a ringing endorsement of officiating your wedding."

'Is it mine yet?'

"Hello, Linda — long time, no see."

'Cool! Multiple choice.'

"Another fabulous wedding - - - my job is done here."

'My guess is you're not here looking for a casual relationship.'