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Vicar tells bride, 'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

'Do you Duane, paternity suit notwithstanding, take Diane...'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

'We were made for each other.'

'I just glanced back at Sodom and Gomorrah for a second...'

Fifty Gallon Head.

"Actually, it's customary to say 'I do' to the groom, rather than text it."

And they laughed happily ever after...

Must you be so judgmental?

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

The wedding.

"OK, but I'll have to run it by my husband."

"And do you, Tom, agree that as from today, you are no longer your harshest critic?"

'Surprised she's getting married again. In lieu of wedding gifts, she's asking for donations to help retain a divorce lawyer.'

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

'Wow. . . my very first husband. . .'

'I do. Just don't let it go to your head.'

Always a pleasure to supply your wedding cakes, Mabel, the usual is it?

'I'm trying to make a point with my husband. The cake is to celebrate the second anniversary of this dress. . .'

'I'll take that as a 'yes.''

''Forsaking all others'? - does that mean I have to turn my webcam off?'

Is it true that a maitre d' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship? ? ?

'Is it mine yet?'

"Thanks but, 'you'll do' isn't a ringing endorsement of officiating your wedding."

'He does.'

Bridesmaid holding up the Bride's dress.

"Hello, Linda — long time, no see."

'We are gathered here today to witness this merger...'

'Cool! Multiple choice.'

"No, it's not meant to mean the same as community service."