Nostalgic Nuptialist T-Shirts

'Wow. . . my very first husband. . .'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"I made you a mixtape."

Elvis Presley

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

Grandma's caf

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Liam Gallagher.

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'