Nunneries Pillows

Nun hammering with a crucifix

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

Batman at the Maternity Ward

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

The Baby Walker

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'The child is very illogical'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"I'm bored."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

Rocking Horse

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

'I'm on my way!'

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.