Nurseries Pillows

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Rocking Horse

'Nice bling!'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Do you have anything bigger?

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

Thanks

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

Rocking Horse

"Plus $600 for delivery."

Garden Leave Centre

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

Gardener

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

"Sweet dreams my little tax break."

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

Let's all be fairies.

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Football Delivery

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.