Nursery Setup Pillows

Baby Bat Mobile

Fox Hunting

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"Same old same old. How about you?"

Rocking Horse

Resourceful toddler

Batman's Baby

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

Rocking Horse

Toys

Children's Nursery

Apricots

Preparing for a new arrival

Baby face

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

"Sweet dreams my little tax break."

Let's all be fairies.

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

'Nice bling!'

Batman's first Bat Mobile

Football Delivery

Fashion Nursery School

"My special power is supervision."

Halloween Mobile

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

Mobile.

'We do like the children to have wooden toys.'

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"Is it just me. . . or does anyone else here have a fixation with breasts?"

Jack-o-lantern mobile.