Nursery Decor Pillows

"I'm called the Skin Horse because I'm made out of discarded human foreskin, okay? Got any more burning questions?"

Football Delivery

Rocking Horse

Rocking Unicorn

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"Same old same old. How about you?"

Rocking Horse

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Resourceful toddler

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

Apricots

Toys

Preparing for a new arrival

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

Baby face

"Sweet dreams my little tax break."

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

Let's all be fairies.

Fashion Nursery School

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

'Nice bling!'

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

Halloween Mobile

'We do like the children to have wooden toys.'

Mobile.

'Aww, his first mobile...'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Fox Hunting

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

"Is it just me. . . or does anyone else here have a fixation with breasts?"

Doe

Jack-o-lantern mobile.

Baby Bat Mobile