Number Crunching Wordsmith Gifts

Looking for a gift for the number crunching wordsmith? Our collection features humorous and thoughtful items for those who love playing with words and numbers. Whether they're passionate about language, math, or both, you'll find something that makes them smile and feel appreciated. From witty mugs to clever prints, our products celebrate their creative brain in style.

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Accounting's poet laureate.

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To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

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To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

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Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

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Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

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Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

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My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

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My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

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Best Seller

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'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?' mockup

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

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I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

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I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

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We don't call these savage screaming fits. We call them confrontation verbal interfacing.

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We don't call these savage screaming fits. We call them confrontation verbal interfacing.

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"He belongs to a lawyer."

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"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?" mockup

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

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'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!' mockup

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

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Accountant Manqué

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'He never listened to his mother!' mockup

'He never listened to his mother!'

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A Poet

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Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

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Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

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You trip on it, you buy it.

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"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

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Sharp Eyes

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"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

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"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

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Male On Sunday

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"I just got a huge advance for my first novel. It's about a writer who gets a huge advance for his first novel."

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"I just got a huge advance for my first novel. It's about a writer who gets a huge advance for his first novel."

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'I'd better check it for punctuation before you give it to him.'

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'I'd better check it for punctuation before you give it to him.'

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'I hear he's quite a recluse - doesn't even have a blog.'

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'I hear he's quite a recluse - doesn't even have a blog.'

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"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

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"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

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Bagel problems.

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"I'm the writer-in-residence."

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Bell Hop

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Tom Stoppard

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He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

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He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

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Art Gecko.

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'Branding is essential if you're to survive in the Jungle of modern law...'

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'Branding is essential if you're to survive in the Jungle of modern law...'

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Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

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Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

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'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...' mockup

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

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Number Crunching Wordsmith Gifts Collection

Number Crunching Wordsmith Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the number crunching wordsmith. Find witty designs that make each morning a little brighter.

Number Crunching Wordsmith Pillows

Add some personality to their space with pillows celebrating their love for words and numbers. Fun, clever designs that make a statement.

Number Crunching Wordsmith Prints

Browse our printed art that captures the spirit of the creative, analytical mind. Perfect for decorating their favorite space.

Number Crunching Wordsmith T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for the clever wordsmith who loves combining language with logic. Stylish and witty options for everyday wear.