Nudist Philosopher Gifts

"You're not going out undressed like that."

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"Privates Beach"

REPENT! Get back to nature

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Look! A streaker!

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Two piece outfits only.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

"I've got pride but no shame."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Success often means distracting the competition.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'It's great that you get a boost in productivity from working in the nude, Paul, but I need you to stop borrowing my chair.'

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

'This is totally bananas!'

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

'I didn't spend all that money on a suntan for nothing.'

Birthday Suit Alterations

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'