Nudist Observer Gifts

Naked bowling in the living room

"Privates Beach"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Look! A streaker!

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"I've got pride but no shame."

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'No luggage.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Turtle nude painting.

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Success often means distracting the competition.

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."