Nudism Funny Guys Gifts

'I don't care how hot it is today! -- I don't want you running around without your leaf on!'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Two piece outfits only.

'The next patient is allergic to cotton, silk, wool and synthetics.'

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

'This is totally bananas!'

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

"Harold, is that you?"

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

Birthday Suit Alterations

'Candor is a plus.'

Homeopathic trousers.

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...By getting a law passed that banned all clothing. Since nobody could hide anything, it was really easy to spot the bad guys...'

'I got it for Father's Day.'

'I can't afford a season ticket and clothes.'

"Oh dear, he died with his boots on."

'We can't publish your manuscript 'The Naked Wordsmith' but I love your bod.'

embarrassment at court!

Chocolate Painting.

Nudist Camp Murder

VOTE!, 'I'm a fiscal conservative and a social liberal!'

Birthday Suit Alterations

"Great news, guys! I finally got us that nudist colony account!!"

"When you said you wanted to paint me in the nude. Naturally I assumed..."

Now that's what I call a Twinkle.

'Naturist Holidays Ltd' Executive has photo of nude wife on his desk.

Nuttington Naturists - Ironing Facility. Banish Wrinkley Birthday Suits.

"No, I'm sorry sir, we don't do a nudist's lunch but the dressed crab is very good."

"When I said 'relax' I just meant you could loosen your tie!"

VOTE!, 'I'm a fiscal conservative and a social liberal!'