Nudism Funny Guys Gifts

'I don't care how hot it is today! -- I don't want you running around without your leaf on!'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Two piece outfits only.

'The next patient is allergic to cotton, silk, wool and synthetics.'

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

'This is totally bananas!'

"Harold, is that you?"

Birthday Suit Alterations

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...By getting a law passed that banned all clothing. Since nobody could hide anything, it was really easy to spot the bad guys...'

Homeopathic trousers.

'Candor is a plus.'

"Oh dear, he died with his boots on."

'It's a nonesie.'

'We can't publish your manuscript 'The Naked Wordsmith' but I love your bod.'

'I can't afford a season ticket and clothes.'

'I got it for Father's Day.'

Well, I didn't know it was a nude beach.

embarrassment at court!

'I got tired of having a farmer's tan.'

Birthday Suit Alterations

'Naturist Holidays Ltd' Executive has photo of nude wife on his desk.

VOTE!, 'I'm a fiscal conservative and a social liberal!'

Now that's what I call a Twinkle.

Chocolate Painting.

"Great news, guys! I finally got us that nudist colony account!!"

Nudist Camp Murder

"When you said you wanted to paint me in the nude. Naturally I assumed..."

Nuttington Naturists - Ironing Facility. Banish Wrinkley Birthday Suits.

"No, I'm sorry sir, we don't do a nudist's lunch but the dressed crab is very good."

'No doubt about it, we've got to stop meeting next door to the Nudist Wine Lovers' Club.'