Nudging Nannies Pillows

Erections Have Consequences.

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

Cry babies.

The Baby Walker

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'That was fun!'

'The child is very illogical'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"I'm bored."

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

'I'm on my way!'

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

Fitness Programme for babies

"I had to skip my workout."