Nautical Nudge Pillows

'You didn't go down with shi-ip! You didn't go down with the shi-ip!'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Captain in a storm

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Moustached gentleman

Lighthouse Beam.

Pirate

One way only.

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

"Call me Ishmael."

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Ahoy

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark

"Ahoy!"

My boat

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."