Nautical Nudge Gifts

'You didn't go down with shi-ip! You didn't go down with the shi-ip!'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Captain in a storm

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Moustached gentleman

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Pirate

Lighthouse Beam.

One way only.

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"Call me Ishmael."

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Ahoy

'I told you we should have unionized.'

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Landlubbers ONLY!

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

"Ahoy!"

It's worse than we thought.