Nanny Giggles Pillows

'Hold it RIGHT there, buster! Nobody leaves the floor before signing out first!'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

Cry babies.

The Baby Walker

"Look Mommy, hat!"

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'The child is very illogical'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"I'm bored."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'I'm on my way!'

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"I had to skip my workout."

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."