Nude Model Gifts

'I hope you don't mind -- I pick up a few extra bucks from the webcam.'

'I hope you don't mind, Mrs. Whitney — it helps hold my costs down.'

"Privates Beach"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

In the art gallery

"Ah yes… this is Mr Shipley, our new head of strategically placed objects."

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

'I don't see how you can breathe through that thing - it's so small!'

"I've got pride but no shame."

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Turtle nude painting.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'No luggage.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."

"I think what I like most is they haven't got any clothes on."

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

Portrait of an admiral spying on the nude portrait next to his.

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Success often means distracting the competition.

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'Let's git naked!'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'