Nude Model T-Shirts

'I hope you don't mind -- I pick up a few extra bucks from the webcam.'

'I hope you don't mind, Mrs. Whitney — it helps hold my costs down.'

"Privates Beach"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

In the art gallery

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

"Ah yes… this is Mr Shipley, our new head of strategically placed objects."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

'I don't see how you can breathe through that thing - it's so small!'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'No luggage.'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

"I've got pride but no shame."

Turtle nude painting.

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"I think what I like most is they haven't got any clothes on."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Success often means distracting the competition.

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

Portrait of an admiral spying on the nude portrait next to his.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'